i dont want ewruri fans following me pls leave lmao ur presence makes me uncomfortable

Anonymous asked: u probably get this a lot but why do you hate eruri?

lotsa reasons i guess

  • i don’t feel the chemistry (if it even exists) between those two. they’re strictly a brotp for me
  • bcs of the whole “levi trusts erwin the most” thing. no he doesn’t. he trusts his squad the same way. trust =/= romantic feelings and romanticizing a plainly platonic sort of affection is just. eh.
  • bcs eren gets dehumanized to make way for er uri all the time lmao, sometimes even literally stepped on, shitted on, laughed at. that’s gross.
  • same goes for nanaba who’s a fully developed character but is reduced to nothing but the “””“love child”” ‘”’
  • it reminds me of stockholm syndrome and that’s gross
  • erwin literally beats the fuck out of levi in acnwr for no goddamn reason and if that’s not abuse idk what is (not that acnwr is canon, cause it’s not and never will be, erwin is way too ooc in it, but er uri fans keep insisting that it is and consider that beat up scene ~romantic~ or ~hot~ or whatnot; well then please just accept that it is in fact abuse and that your ship is problematic just as every other ship is)
  • u don’t want to kill a person because u want to fuck them lmao
  • a common trope (or at least to me) is manipulative!erwin and that’s literally emotional abuse right there
  • why do i even need complicated reasons i just think it’s gross that’s all lmao
tagged: +anon  +rovy no 

i knew that disgustingly mistranslated quote would be the “inspiration” for 1000000 ewruri edits sighs

Anonymous asked: apparently acwnr is getting animated, pls join me in vomitting all over the place

FFUCK ME IN THE ASS I CAN T BEL IEV

tagged: +anon  +rovy no 

trigger warning: er uri

tagged: +me in 3 words 

when u meet an snk fan and their fav character is levi 

[searches for eruren but eruriren shows up instead]

[gargles]

Anonymous asked: <rant> Heya. Does it piss you off too when people use the fact that Eren killed those guys when he was 9 to show how ~rageful and ~hateful and ~messed up he is. I mean, he rescued this nine-year-old girl from men who killed her family right in front of her and planned to sell her into sexual slavery. But nooooo, let's just completely ignore the most important point of the scene, amirite. </rant>

lmao those people. they only see the fact that he killed people but completely ignore /why/ he did it, like he did it for a good reason but he killed people so naaaahhhh let’s label him as one dimensional and stupid and angry all the fucking time bcs ~heichou~ amirite

tagged: +anon  +rovy no 

i just saw untagged nsfw eru jean and i almost threw up yesterday’s lunch

Anonymous asked: okay okay let's do this. top five things/posts you want to see in the eru ren tag RIGHT NOW. If you could just snap your fingers and they'd appear. (totally not because i'm lacking inspiration whhhaat)
  • A MULTICHAPTERED FICS with a lot of angst like maybe an one sided thing or a reincarnation au with a twist (they’re reborn as half brothers, etc.) (we already have my beloved cass’ reincarnation fic WHICH I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART but I NEED MORE. MORE ANGST.
  • LOVE OR LUST/ FUCK BUDDIES ERU REN. IM YELLING SILENTLY MAKE IT HAPPEN.
  • LOTS OF LOTS OF POSTS APPRECIATING THEIR DYNAMICS
  • just a lot of smut let my otp fuck
  • (hey that one rhymed)
  • some game of thrones esque canonverse au where erwin has the mind of petyr baelish and eren as sansa basically. dark, sensual, fucked up stuff
  • and something really fluffy set in canon verse. i love canon verse fics. their dynamics need to be explored more. maybe something cute about erwin silently protecting eren and eren silently looking up to erwin and trying to do his best as a soldier, like idk “he risks his reputation, the entire corps just to save my life. i have to do my best so that i won’t disappoint him” etc.
  • MORE CANON VERSE SHIT
  • idk like actual eru ren stuff 
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